Whoever wins "America's Got Talent" will need SHARON OSBOURNE to like them! As one of the judges, her opinion is worth a lot -- a million dollars, to be exact! Her brutally honest comments might not go so well with some of the contestants, but always make for a good interview! Then, Ellen held her when she was 2 days old, now she's becoming a movie star! The daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, RUMER WILLIS, is here to tell Ellen all about her latest movie. Ellen hears Rumer was so good at screaming, she freaked out some of the film crew! Maybe Ellen will see how her crew holds up...

Ellen blindfolded him years before she started blindfolding her audience contestants -- now TED DANSON is back! He's on the HBO series "Bored to Death," but don't worry, he's anything but boring! (Last time, he accidentally brought red high heels!) Also, ANNA TORV is on the show for the first time to talk about her show, "Fringe." There must have been good chemistry on-set for the first season -- she married one of her co-stars! Then, one of Ellen's very favorite musicians, MAXWELL, will be performing. His latest album, "BLACKsummers'night," is his first in eight years, and this is his first time on the show! If you haven't heard of him, don't miss his performance of "Pretty Wings"! He's incredible!

There's a lot of guests on today's show, and most of them are coming with JACK HANNA! He'll be here with an amazing assortment of animals: bears, toucans, camels and slow lorises (he may have made up that last one)! You won't want to miss what he's bringing today. You're also not gonna want to miss FELICITY HUFFMAN. The "Desperate Housewives" star is sure to have plenty of housewife drama to talk about! Last time she was here, she told Ellen that she loves to play games, so she'd better be ready for a challenge! Then, the incredible ROGER DALTREY is stopping by. He's been all over the world with The Who, and recently went on a "Use It or Lose It" tour, and is stopping by to perform "I Can See for Miles"!

ADAM LAMBERT was the runner-up on Season 8 of "American Idol," and people haven't stopped talking about him since -- especially after his controversial performance at the American Music Awards! He's an amazingly talented performer, and today he'll finally be here to perform and chat with Ellen. She's got a lot to ask him! Then, supermodel MARISA MILLER walked down the runway of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show -- wearing a three-million-dollar bra! Since it's such an important job, she asked Ellen for some modeling advice, so Ellen has some tips for her today. Also, Ellen found a man with a talent so unique, you won't believe your ears!

It will be a special day today, JOHN TRAVOLTA isn't doing any talk shows -- except Ellen's! He's been through a lot in the last year and Ellen can't wait to see him, tell him how much she loves him, and then laugh with him. He's in the movie "Old Dogs," along with his 9-year-old daughter, ELLA BLEU TRAVOLTA! It's her first time acting, and it must have been fun to act with her dad. She'll be here with her father, and Ellen is excited to talk to the two of them together. Then, Ellen drove all the way to Chicago, and today she'll show you everything that happened on her way there. Also, it's another day of Game Week, and the

Everyone has fun when Ellen is on vacation -- including you! She's taking the show to Universal Orlando Resort and has lots of plans. She brought her favorite game, Know or Go, and added an exciting new twist -- today's contestants better know how to swim! Then, Ellen will get the entire Universal City Walk moving when USHER performs. He'll sing a song from his CD, "Raymond v. Raymond," before sitting down to chat with Ellen. She'll get to hear all about his two adorable boys. And, if there's one person who needs a vacation, it's SHARON OSBOURNE! She worked hard for Donald Trump on "The Apprentice," and today she's not holding back her opinions! Also, PAIGE MILES might not have won "American Idol," but she won a trip to Orlando, where she'll chat with Ellen and perform!

All month long, Ellen has been giving everyone a chance to enter her huge Yay! May! Sweepstakes. Today she's surprising one lucky viewer with the Grand Prize: a trip to L.A. to see the show, tickets to the "American Idol" finale, and a brand new GMC Terrain! It's been an exciting season on "American Idol," and it's down to the remaining two contestants! This week we'll find out who the big winner is, but first they're both stopping by to chat with Ellen. Then, you won't want to take your eyes of the screen when the sexy JON HAMM is here. You'll soon be able to buy Jon for yourself; this summer, Barbie is releasing a doll based on his character from "Mad Men!" Also, Ellen did it again: she predicted the next Bachelorette! The new season with ALI FEDOTOWSKY starts tonight and she's here today. And the amazing NATASHA BEDINGFIELD is here. She's releasing her new album at the end of summer, but today she's giving everyone a preview when she sings one her songs, "Touch."

Ellen had so much fun giving away huge prizes during All Terrain Game Week -- she's keeping it going for another day! Today she's surprising one lucky viewer at home with a brand new GMC Terrain! It'll be one big life-changing giveaway that you can't miss! Then, today's audience will be crazy with Bieber Fever when the one and only JUSTIN BIEBER stops by! He was discovered by Usher on YouTube, and in just a few months has become one of the biggest pop musicians in the world! Justin just turned 16, and Ellen can't wait to see what he'll do next. If he wants tips on having a huge career, he only needs to talk to QUEEN LATIFAH -- she's always doing something new! Queen Latifah has been a top rap artist, starred in a musical, released a jazz album, hosted award shows, and now she's headed back to the big screen with her new movie "Just Wright," written specifically for her! She also just hosted "Idol Gives Back," something she said she wanted to do for years, and will tell Ellen all about it! Plus, everybody is talking about the hilarious photos that just aren't right, and today Ellen has some of the craziest photos yet. You won't believe what's in these photos, but you know there's something wrong!

Ellen has a brand new GMC Terrain she wants to give away, and she knows the best way: Game Week! Today is Day 1 of Ellen's All Terrain Game Week -- with some of the biggest prizes ever -- and it all ends with someone driving home a GMC Terrain! And every time an audience member wins, someone at home wins too! If today's game involves archery, RUSSELL CROWE can help! He surprised everyone by showing up with a bow and arrow a couple of weeks ago, helping an audience member make a perfect shot! It's all the training from his new movie, "Robin Hood." That's not the only thing he's good at; he told Ellen he's a great shopper -- he should know just what to get his wife for Mother's Day! Then, the hilarious ERIC STONESTREET is a talented guy. He recently showed off his amazing drumming on an episode of his hit show, "Modern Family." He's also boasted quite a bit about his mouth trumpet skills -- Ellen will see if he's really got it! And since today's guests are all incredibly talented, it's a perfect day for Ellen to feature another talented web star in Ellen's Wonderful Web of Wonderment.

When Ellen thinks you'll love a guest, she does whatever it takes to get them on the show! She'll even fly them in from anywhere in the world, as she's done with 10-year-old YUTO MIYAZAWA, who is here all the way from Japan to show off his unbelievable guitar skills. The first time Ellen introduced Yuto to America, he gave an amazing performance, and then Ellen surprised him with a visit from his idol: Ozzy Osbourne! Plus, KIEFER SUTHERLAND doesn't appear on talk shows very often, but he wanted to be here to chat with Ellen today. For nine years, his hit show "24" has been one of the biggest on TV, and it all comes to an end in just a few weeks. Kiefer will share all the details of the exciting conclusion... and maybe he has some answers to rumors about a "24" movie! Plus, Ellen is giving away huge prizes all week long, and today's audience has a chance to win big -- but only if Kiefer guesses the mystery word! And another group of audience members will show off their Bad Paid-For Photos. You won't believe the ones in store today! And if that weren't enough, Ellen put together some of her favorite moments from the past year and can't wait to show them to you!

Last week, Ellen saw this hilarious video of 11-year-old viewer CHRISTIAN LEE reenacting the entire Old Spice commercial in his bathroom. She loved it so much, he's coming here all the way from Chicago to do it for us! He's incredibly talented... and so are Ellen's audiences! Ellen will invite some audience members to show off their skills, and there are sure to be some amazing hidden talents! Science guy STEVE SPANGLER is also stopping by with more of his science experiments. We won't tell you what he's doing, but it'll be explosive! And ANNETTE BENING will be here to tell Ellen about her film, "Mother and Child." She sure knows a thing or two about being a mother -- she's got four teenagers!

Everything changed on "American Idol" when the judges saved Big Mike -- and that means two contestants were eliminated last week. Today, one of them is getting a chance to give one last performance after chatting with Ellen! Now that Ellen has been a judge for a while, she'll have a lot of tips for HOWIE MANDEL. He's a brand new judge on "America's Got Talent" and he's sure to have everybody laughing. Howie has always appreciated gifts from Ellen -- especially the hermetically sealed inflatable ball he can walk around in! Then, we've watched TORI SPELLING & DEAN MCDERMOTT's relationship grow through some tough times on their reality show, and today they're stopping by to give us a sneak peek at what's happening on their brand new season! With two young kids, there's sure to be drama. And this season of "Dancing with the Stars" began with a surprise elimination; now none of the contestants feel safe -- including Pussycat Dolls lead singer NICOLE SCHERZINGER and her partner, DEREK HOUGH. They'll show Ellen they've got what it takes to win -- when they perform right here.

The last time EVA LONGORIA PARKER was here, almost four years ago, she told Ellen that "Desperate Housewives" was going to be her last television show. Fortunately for us, the show keeps going -- and she's back today! Quite a bit has changed for Eva since then; she's now married to basketball player Tony Parker. Also, a few weeks ago, Ellen showed this video of the Irish singing family CRYSTAL SWING and it got quite the reaction! Now they're here today, and hopefully they brought the tequila!

ELLEN POMPEO is very busy, but not too busy to stop by the show! She's back at work on "Grey's Anatomy" -- which is still the biggest show on ABC -- and she now has a brand new baby girl! Her name is Stella, and we'll hear all the adorable stories. Then, you know Nick Jonas from The Jonas Brothers... now he's trying out a new style with his brand new band, NICK JONAS AND THE ADMINISTRATION. He'll perform his song "Who I Am" -- and you'll love it!

He's suave, he's sexy, and he's on the show -- PIERCE BROSNAN is visiting Ellen today. He's more than just a good looking guy -- he's also quite the family man, and even won a Young Hollywood Award for being a Hollywood role model! St. Patrick's Day was last week, and Ellen will find out if the Irish actor did anything to celebrate his home country. Then, after 500,000 joined a Facebook group begging for it, BETTY WHITE is going to host "Saturday Night Live," but not before coming here first! It's been almost four years since she's been on the show, so Betty and Ellen have a lot of catching up to do! Also, Ellen has been introducing you to great musicians from all across the world, and today she invited MELANIE FIONA to perform her Grammy-nominated song, "It Kills Me." And as Ellen's trip to Universal Orlando Resort nears, she's still giving away chances to join her. Today she'll let two audience members battle it out for the big prize -- in a competition you don't want to miss!

Ellen wanted to have some of the sexiest stars on the show -- and there's no one better than her good friend, DEMI MOORE! Demi and Ashton Kutcher are well-known for being a romantic couple; they said they even bought guns together. Ellen and Demi were once in a movie together, but they cut Ellen's scene -- maybe Demi can have it inserted in her new movie, "Happy Tears." Then, in the past year, everyone has noticed the gorgeous CHANNING TATUM in some of the biggest movies. The model-turned-actor is now stealing hearts in the new movie, "Dear John," and might end up stealing your heart too! Also, there's no better musician for this time of year than MICHAEL BUBLÉ. The two-time Grammy-winning artist is here to sing his hit song, "Haven't Met You Yet."

Ellen loves SANDRA BULLOCK! Sandra has had an amazing year; she was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in the incredibly inspiring film, "The Blind Side," and this past summer, "The Proposal" was the biggest movie of her career. She's fun, she's funny, she's brilliant and she's beautiful. Oh, and she once let Ellen hit her over the head with a bottle. Also, it may be March, but that doesn't mean Ellen can't celebrate Dough-vember! She's planning a huge surprise for a very deserving audience member, so don't miss it.

He's hilarious, and he's back! Ellen's friend DAVID SPADE is here for the 11th time -- the most of any male guest! They'll take a look at all of his hysterical moments from the past years, and he's sure to bring the laughs again today. He'll also update Ellen on his beautiful 18-month-old daughter, Honor, and the brand new season of "Rules of Engagement" that starts tonight. Then, Ellen asked for your favorite musicians from all over the world -- and people couldn't stop talking about DANIEL MERRIWEATHER. The Australian singer has exploded overseas with his debut CD, "Love & War," and it was just released here in the US. Watch his performance of "Red" today -- and see why he's such a sensation. Also, Ellen's going to meet a group of amazing kids when they show off their incredible inventions. Who knows, maybe one of them will change the way we live! (Or at least change the way we see underwater!) And Ellen is going to change the way one person lives today when she surprises someone with a brand new GMC Terrain! This is Ellen's Winter Win Storm... you never know what she's giving away!

"It's Terrain-ing Men Game Week" has ended, but Ellen's Winter Win Storm is still going strong! Someone won a brand new GMC Terrain on Friday -- and today Ellen is surprising someone at home with one! It might even be you! Then, Hollywood Week is over and the Top 24 "American Idol" contestants have been chosen. Now Ellen's fellow "Idol" judge, RANDY JACKSON, is stopping by to share what he really thinks of the ones who made it through. Will he agree with Ellen's decisions? You'll find out today! Also today, Ellen's playing another round of the hilarious game Know or Go. How well would you do if you were up there?

Last month, Ellen showed an amazing video of an adorable 4-year-old dancer in China. She loved it so much, she vowed to get him here to perform on the show. Today the adorable YIMING WANG is here from halfway across the world to impress you with his moves! Then, you fell in love with McSteamy on "Grey's Anatomy," now ERIC DANE is in the new movie "Valentine's Day" and will sweep you off your feet! He's here today and he's sure to have some stories from his romantic holiday. Also, RIHANNA recently performed on the show and had such a great time. that she's back! She'll sing her song "Rude Boy" and you won't want to miss it! And Ellen's Winter Win Storm is going strong; it's about to get even bigger today when Game Week begins! There's no better game to kick-off a week of huge prizes than Know or Go!

It's Ellen's 1,100th episode! Can you believe it?! If she had a nickel for every show, she'd have... well... we're not good at math, but it'd be a lot of nickels! It's been 1,100 shows full of celebrities, games -- and most importantly, laughs! Ellen will take a look back at all the excitement from the past, and have some huge surprises for the present! Then, everyone has been talking about the MTV show "Jersey Shore." The self-proclaimed "guidos and guidettes" love acting tough, but will they be so brave when they're playing Ellen's most dangerous game ever -- Know or Go? We'll find out when NICOLE "SNOOKI", DJ PAULY D and MIKE "THE SITUATION" step up to play! Also, here to join Ellen on this big day is the beautiful JESSICA ALBA. She was here almost two years ago for Ellen's Mother's Day Show and looked like she was just minutes away from giving birth. Now she's back to tell Ellen about everything that's happened since then -- and to congratulate Ellen on correctly predicting a baby girl!

If Sunday night is music's biggest night, then today is music's biggest day -- it's Ellen's Grammy Show! Ellen will celebrate the best in music all show long. Joining Ellen will be Grammy winner RIHANNA. She's back stronger than ever with her latest album, "Rated R." Rihanna will chat with Ellen and sing one of her latest songs and a favorite hit -- it's a performance you can't miss! Ellen will also have the greatest highlights directly from the Grammy red carpet... and you never know what other surprises she's planning!

Happy Australia Day! Ellen is reaching out to the countries of the world, and in honor of Australia Day, she's got a special Australian version of Blindfolded Musical Chairs -- with The Thunder from Down Under! These men certainly have their talents, but so does Ellen's audience. She's never been more proud than when she shows off her Hidden Audience Talents. (At least we think that's pride.) Then, VALERIE BERTINELLI has been a Hollywood star for years, but like everyone else, she struggled with her weight. Now she's discovered great ways to stay in shape, and will share them with you! Also, he's Ellen's next-door neighbor on the WB lot -- ZACHARY LEVI will stop by to tell Ellen about the new season of his hit show, "Chuck," in which he plays an average guy turned super spy. Just like Ellen.

Ellen always loves it when the incredible MARY J. BLIGE performs -- one time, Mary even surprised Ellen for her birthday! Now the multiple Grammy-winning singer is back. Last year was a big year for her -- she even had the honor of performing at President Obama's inaugural celebration. It looks like 2010 will be a great year for her -- she's starting it off by coming to the show! MATTHEW BRODERICK is also starting the year off on the right foot! After three years, he's returning to chat with Ellen... and a lot has changed for him; his son is now 7 years old, and Matthew and his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, now have 6-month-old twin girls! He'll tell Ellen all about the adorable kids and about his new movie, "Wonderful World." And, from "The Biggest Loser," trainer JILLIAN MICHAELS will be visiting and demonstrating a workout routine -- so don't break those resolutions just yet!